- How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now.
My friend not taking shit from anyone and the struggles of living in a Bible Belt state: a trilogy.
Tell your friend that they are amazing.
^I concur.Boss shit
wow i really got around on the second day of school
i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything
…I don’t even drink alcohol
i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music
i don’t even have her number????????????
Does anyone else wonder how hot they would be if if they were born as the other gender?
in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"
they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me
it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it
They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.
SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
"You know who I am."
You can now follow Robert Downey Jr.’s official verified Twitter.
The last time I checked, he got over 25 000 followers in less than two minutes :P