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dumbfricker:

having multiple tests on the same day
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Text 20 Apr 52,305 notes

pussypounder500:

teacher: you can do better

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(Source: applevevo)

Chat 20 Apr 207,057 notes
  • How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now.
Video 20 Apr 112,612 notes

kumasenpai:

cooltrainerdrew:

official-sebastian-strider:

impossibleclarawho:

My friend not taking shit from anyone and the struggles of living in a Bible Belt state: a trilogy. 

Tell your friend that they are amazing.

^I concur.

Boss shit
Text 20 Apr 356,044 notes I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

Chat 20 Apr 960,936 notes
  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
Text 20 Apr 126,674 notes

sarahjessicapenis:

Does anyone else wonder how hot they would be if if they were born as the other gender?

Text 20 Apr 226,890 notes

hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

via Sam's Blog.
Text 20 Apr 222,488 notes

funnuraba:

SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

Text 20 Apr 1,174,040 notes

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

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marvelphilosopher:

rdjnews:

kayytx:

"You know who I am."

You fucker.

You can now follow Robert Downey Jr.’s official verified Twitter.

The last time I checked, he got over 25 000 followers in less than two minutes :P

via Sam's Blog.
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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

via Dilly Anne.
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negropean:

highkeygay:

jesus rose this day? well bitch so did i he aint special

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Text 20 Apr 96,207 notes

weavemunchers:

"What are your talents?"

Me: 

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via Dilly Anne.
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contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

via Sam's Blog.

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